This is my place to post stuff i think of, enjoy!
Some of these are very original. The grandfather cap is absolutely brilliant (but wicked, wicked,wicked!)R
Having fantasies are great...especially in Seventh-Heaven.I'd looooove to meet youin intoxicating Seventh-Heaven...yet, you first must be prepared:Find-out what RCIA means... and join;classes are free,starting early September.Aint no joke, earthling:our indelible soul is on the line.What's 77ish years compared tothe length N breadth of eternity?What's the Tyranny of Progressivismcompared to the saving of our soul?Doesnt make any differenceif you're an atheist;doesn't make a whole-hilla-beanswortha difference when you croak.You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!...yet, if you've been a non-believer your entire, finite existence,Jesus maaay not hear you.Billions of everlasting soulsare now in Hellfire withoutthe basic nessecities for eternity.Are you actually willingto take THAT risk of being condemned?Again, Jesus laughs when youshould've learned themeaning of wisdom N discernment,mortal sinner - as am I.Im sooo not better than you...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijjwhich'll save-your-soul, kapiche??Sorry for d'New Yoirk accent.Again, find-out what RCIA means.Make Your Choice -SAWPS 'Saving souls from Hellshould be yourprimary occupation'-Jesus